| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
|
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
|
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
|
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
|
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
|