Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:429
 
Joke:"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "Thats a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldnt eat the mushrooms!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun:

1.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at fou... more

2.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of we... more

3.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, do... more

4.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  4 stars
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees th... more

5.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
Twenty-four hours in a day... twenty-four beers in a case... coincidence?... more

6.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more

7.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was pl... more

8.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was... more

9.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Fri... more

10.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners