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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:1 stars     
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Joke:Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont know?" So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"
 
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