| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, ask... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bar... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at fou... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didnt move for a half-an-hour, this... more
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