Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES COMPUTER JOKES INTERNET JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 101   Joke: A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologists wife, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you dont do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Dont burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Dont discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. " If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise.......well... Hell probably die"On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" she replied. "Honey.....he says youre probably going to die."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © BancBun.com