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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion?Tanto... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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