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| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more
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| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
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| Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by up to 90%. - Its called wedding cake.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I dont like to interrupt her.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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