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| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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