Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES COMPUTER JOKES INTERNET JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 141   Joke: A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © BancBun.com