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| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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