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| Q: What is a conservative?A: A liberal whos been mugged.... more
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| A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more
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| Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?A: None. The democrats do that.... more
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| Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of... more
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| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
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| Q: What do a Wendys Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".... more
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| Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.... more
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| Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?A: His heart stops bleeding.... more
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| Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a... more
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| 10. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... more
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