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| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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