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| What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.... more
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| A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more
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| Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more
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| Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the st... more
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| A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more
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| This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair... more
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| "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more
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| A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotels clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served... more
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| What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.... more
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| There was some mix-up with a womans room. Theclerk (or whatever they are called on ships) wastrying to remedy the situat... more
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